Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview
>in England.
>   Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence
>in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
>   The Italian was first:
>"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass
>and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
>   The French was next:
>"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in
>the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."
>   Last was the Spanish:
>"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink
>up the phone and I say "Yellow?"...